"I just can't cry around boys! Sometimes I try to, But I just can't!!!

Domino

"That domino matches your buns perfectly!"


Well, Ra cleans most Saturdays and I sometimes go up and talk to her while she cleans. This week she was wearing her bright pink skinnys, which happened to match a domino that was sitting on the microwave... So I just had to tell her, "that domino matches your buns perfectly!" And it did!


Ul :)

Albert Einstein

"Meanwhile, he received honorary degrees from Oxford, Cambridge, the Sorbonne, Harvard, and scores of other universtites around the world. With each new award or trophy-none of which seemed to matter a whit to the sceintist-he uttered in German, 'The devil craps on the big pile.'"

From Driving Mr. Albert,

Your FACE

I was folding clothes with my brother and sister. The subject of the popular and rather cliche come back "your face" came up. Now, as it happens, said brother has been using said comeback FAR to often. That would be fine, but he's not cool/gangsta/punk enough to really pull it off convincingly.

He doesn't really believe me. But it's true. So we were (naturally) spouting insults at each other for the duration of said folding expedition. At which time the birth of his true comeback came! =D

our Little sister: "Are you guys folding?"

me: "gragrraaa. I just folded two baskets and you two are still working on your first!"

said brother: "Your NECK is folding."

Win. He can say that.

Ninja!!!

Shakespeare Class Haiku

Alas, poor Yorrick
Refrigerator for you.
A sad day for us

"You're rather squirrely in that zebra outfit!"


Mom..

old.......

"You NEVER outline something simple with green!!!"

C.L.K.

Snow Haiku

It snowed, hahaha,
My pooch making tail angles,
It makes me happy!

Skunk on a Highway...

Mom just gave me a great idea for an insult!

"Large-mouth pint jars!"

Best use- Two or more small people with rather large mouths.
If the people are large, simply make it quart jars. It is win-win.

RauL

Don't You Just Hate it When Your Eyebrows Spock?!?

Ha!

Check this out!! :)

http://wimp.com/grandmasdiscover/

"Why Am I Licking This Dot?!?"

"Why Am I licking this dot?

Well... it was Halloween at Ra's and we were eating dots. We were siting there talking and I look down and notice that I was just licking a dot. So I say, (rather loudly) "Why am I licking this dot?!?"

uL

Ode to Borachio (and facial hair!)

Miss my facial hair,
I made a good guy,(sort of)
Borachio man.

Shakes shakes shakespeare!

William Shakespeare's play
Part Pyramus and Thisbe
Is fun to act out!

That eye gunk...

...you know that nasty stuff inside/by the eyeball after a good long snooze?

Why is it the small children *always* get it and middleish children only get it sometimes??
Do adults get it like three times a year? Is it totally gone by the time you're 90?!?

What is the purpose of eye gunk? Is it protecting anything? Is it annoying everything?...uhh yeah.

I can see the purpose for littles ones-- they wake up any they're all warm and cuddly, but then you spy the eye gunk and you no longer wish to cuddle the cherubs...until said gunk is removed.

But these days when I wake up I don't think anyone thinks I look cuddly. Seriously, Medusa hair, sheet crinkles all over my face, any complete grumpiness--let's face it, you just woke me up-- no further repellent is needed.

My looks when I wake up will probably keep on deteriorating so-- why eye gunk?

elbow haiku :)

First run, last day....fail.
elbow's weak and scarred, ~sigh~
evil Snert Fest slush!!!

Haiku...toes?

No body knows why
My toes are always pink-red
They still work just fine.

Skunk on a Highway

Who? Two Home school girls who revel in randomness-- like Skunk on a Highway.

What? A blog to share random quotes--like Skunk on a Highway.

When? Now-- like Skunk on a Highway.

Where? ...Here--like the Skunks on your Highway.

Why?? Because it's random-- like Skunk on a Highway.

Love,
RauL