"I just can't cry around boys! Sometimes I try to, But I just can't!!!

Domino

"That domino matches your buns perfectly!"


Well, Ra cleans most Saturdays and I sometimes go up and talk to her while she cleans. This week she was wearing her bright pink skinnys, which happened to match a domino that was sitting on the microwave... So I just had to tell her, "that domino matches your buns perfectly!" And it did!


Ul :)

Albert Einstein

"Meanwhile, he received honorary degrees from Oxford, Cambridge, the Sorbonne, Harvard, and scores of other universtites around the world. With each new award or trophy-none of which seemed to matter a whit to the sceintist-he uttered in German, 'The devil craps on the big pile.'"

From Driving Mr. Albert,

Your FACE

I was folding clothes with my brother and sister. The subject of the popular and rather cliche come back "your face" came up. Now, as it happens, said brother has been using said comeback FAR to often. That would be fine, but he's not cool/gangsta/punk enough to really pull it off convincingly.

He doesn't really believe me. But it's true. So we were (naturally) spouting insults at each other for the duration of said folding expedition. At which time the birth of his true comeback came! =D

our Little sister: "Are you guys folding?"

me: "gragrraaa. I just folded two baskets and you two are still working on your first!"

said brother: "Your NECK is folding."

Win. He can say that.

Ninja!!!

Shakespeare Class Haiku

Alas, poor Yorrick
Refrigerator for you.
A sad day for us

"You're rather squirrely in that zebra outfit!"


Mom..