"You NEVER outline something simple with green!!!"
C.L.K.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Skunk on a Highway...
Mom just gave me a great idea for an insult!
"Large-mouth pint jars!"
Best use- Two or more small people with rather large mouths.
If the people are large, simply make it quart jars. It is win-win.
RauL
"Large-mouth pint jars!"
Best use- Two or more small people with rather large mouths.
If the people are large, simply make it quart jars. It is win-win.
RauL
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
"Why Am I Licking This Dot?!?"
"Why Am I licking this dot?
Well... it was Halloween at Ra's and we were eating dots. We were siting there talking and I look down and notice that I was just licking a dot. So I say, (rather loudly) "Why am I licking this dot?!?"
uL
Well... it was Halloween at Ra's and we were eating dots. We were siting there talking and I look down and notice that I was just licking a dot. So I say, (rather loudly) "Why am I licking this dot?!?"
uL
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
That eye gunk...
...you know that nasty stuff inside/by the eyeball after a good long snooze?
Why is it the small children *always* get it and middleish children only get it sometimes??
Do adults get it like three times a year? Is it totally gone by the time you're 90?!?
What is the purpose of eye gunk? Is it protecting anything? Is it annoying everything?...uhh yeah.
I can see the purpose for littles ones-- they wake up any they're all warm and cuddly, but then you spy the eye gunk and you no longer wish to cuddle the cherubs...until said gunk is removed.
But these days when I wake up I don't think anyone thinks I look cuddly. Seriously, Medusa hair, sheet crinkles all over my face, any complete grumpiness--let's face it, you just woke me up-- no further repellent is needed.
My looks when I wake up will probably keep on deteriorating so-- why eye gunk?
Why is it the small children *always* get it and middleish children only get it sometimes??
Do adults get it like three times a year? Is it totally gone by the time you're 90?!?
What is the purpose of eye gunk? Is it protecting anything? Is it annoying everything?...uhh yeah.
I can see the purpose for littles ones-- they wake up any they're all warm and cuddly, but then you spy the eye gunk and you no longer wish to cuddle the cherubs...until said gunk is removed.
But these days when I wake up I don't think anyone thinks I look cuddly. Seriously, Medusa hair, sheet crinkles all over my face, any complete grumpiness--let's face it, you just woke me up-- no further repellent is needed.
My looks when I wake up will probably keep on deteriorating so-- why eye gunk?
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
elbow haiku :)
First run, last day....fail.
elbow's weak and scarred, ~sigh~
evil Snert Fest slush!!!
elbow's weak and scarred, ~sigh~
evil Snert Fest slush!!!
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Skunk on a Highway
Who? Two Home school girls who revel in randomness-- like Skunk on a Highway.
What? A blog to share random quotes--like Skunk on a Highway.
When? Now-- like Skunk on a Highway.
Where? ...Here--like the Skunks on your Highway.
Why?? Because it's random-- like Skunk on a Highway.
Love,
RauL
What? A blog to share random quotes--like Skunk on a Highway.
When? Now-- like Skunk on a Highway.
Where? ...Here--like the Skunks on your Highway.
Why?? Because it's random-- like Skunk on a Highway.
Love,
RauL
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